What I did on my day off

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You know what? Owls terrify me. I had a dream last night that there was an owl at the foot of my bed and I mentally pissed my pants. With all that swivelling head stuff and the whole “I can spot a baby mouse from a mile away with my spidey senses”, I honestly can’t even begin to imagine what conditions gave rise to that abomination. Like, if we ever screw up and genetically mutate the owls to be human sized, it’s over for us. No seriously, I’m going to jump into my cyber truck and drive to Jupiter if that’s the case. And no, you can’t come.
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  1. Edie Pryll

    Edie Pryll12 mínútum síðan

    The watermelon legit *waited* for her to get close to it before exploding

  2. Kaden’s journey

    Kaden’s journey2 klukkustundum síðan

    she looks like einstein with her new hair

  3. xXGalaxieWolfiXx

    xXGalaxieWolfiXx3 klukkustundum síðan

    Omg Joana! I am from Minnesota (usa) so its also super cold. WE DONT EVEN GET WATERMELON IN WINTER!!

  4. Sophie Johnson

    Sophie Johnson6 klukkustundum síðan

    4:09 cnn is in based in Atlanta Georgia😂😂😂

  5. lee stafford

    lee stafford8 klukkustundum síðan

    1st thing I am not a dude I’m a girl

  6. lee stafford

    lee stafford8 klukkustundum síðan

    To me car go beep beep Now we all know she is funny and that’s Joana ceddia in 2019!

  7. lee stafford

    lee stafford8 klukkustundum síðan

    She batters the hell out of that watermelon when she tapes it Me: Jeez girl calm Me again:I have no expect that’s her in 2019duh S

  8. lasanha

    lasanha8 klukkustundum síðan

    Her laughtingg is beautifulll 6:12 7:08 7:14

  9. your baby looks like a potato

    your baby looks like a potato19 klukkustundum síðan

    i love her seeing laughing

  10. Lainey Shevlin

    Lainey Shevlin21 klukkustund síðan


  11. Lainey Shevlin

    Lainey Shevlin21 klukkustund síðan

    I shit myself laughing when she started talking about how fucked up america is. ITS SO TRUE. AMERICAN POLITICS ARE HORRIBLE RIGHT NOW

  12. Mulli Lynn

    Mulli LynnDegi Síðan síðan

    I laughed out loud so unexpectedly and I’m at speech therapy with the kid I nanny. The whole office went silent

  13. Emmy Reine

    Emmy ReineDegi Síðan síðan

    soooooo the people are trying to impeach trump. so yea

  14. wishyeet

    wishyeetDegi Síðan síðan

    "i cant wait to eat this watermelon..." *EXPLODES*

  15. Lucinda Connell

    Lucinda ConnellDegi Síðan síðan

    and some men but we wont talk about that lmaooooooooooooo

  16. Llama Fam

    Llama FamDegi Síðan síðan

    Responsible child

  17. Anna

    AnnaDegi Síðan síðan

    Car go beep beep

  18. Laelia Rose

    Laelia RoseDegi Síðan síðan

    Americans: what are kilometers? I measure with footballs fields... iykyk... (btw this is a joke and American so I can say it)

  19. Wesley Bastian

    Wesley Bastian2 dögum síðan

    I can't wait till the day Joanna get in her late 20s and make a podcast. Scratch that let's get her on Theo Von now🤣

  20. Piper Walsh

    Piper Walsh2 dögum síðan

    “This is like I’m popping the worlds biggest pimple.” Dr. Pimple Popper is sHoOk

  21. grace adeline

    grace adeline2 dögum síðan

    not gonna lie at first i thought the rubber bands were spaghettis

  22. Marígold _Duckie

    Marígold _Duckie2 dögum síðan

    *This is is Joanna's Description* You're afraid if owls? Im afraid of: -The Dark -Zombies cutting off my fingers and replacing them with straws (Don't ask) - Tires -My mom Okay I will stop you would be here all day 😂

  23. Juan Ramirez

    Juan Ramirez2 dögum síðan

    How late can you be?

  24. Jade Lacombe

    Jade Lacombe2 dögum síðan

    We do this at my school every year in winter

  25. Amelia Lind

    Amelia Lind2 dögum síðan

    *gasp* “i have a chemistry midterm tomorrow............... eh”

  26. Soie M1lk

    Soie M1lk2 dögum síðan

    2:20 that’s what she said 🙄

  27. Nicole Tomlinson

    Nicole Tomlinson2 dögum síðan

    is it just me or does the microphone look like elsa from frozen 😂

  28. sophie legge

    sophie legge2 dögum síðan

    she’s so goofy i love it

  29. Bethany Fields

    Bethany Fields2 dögum síðan

    Well the president might get impeached

  30. Luciëlla

    Luciëlla2 dögum síðan

    'car goe beep beep' - Joana 2019

  31. fate finta che ci sia un nome bello

    fate finta che ci sia un nome bello2 dögum síðan

    7:10 prego

  32. Trinity Vlachoulis

    Trinity Vlachoulis2 dögum síðan

    “ so here’s the situation” -2k19 John Cena

  33. - aesthetic_boi -

    - aesthetic_boi -2 dögum síðan

    i love her laugh

  34. yanira alvarado

    yanira alvarado2 dögum síðan

    Did anybody else think her laugh was cute. No just me oh okay.

  35. Jamie Jam

    Jamie Jam2 dögum síðan

    I get the pregnancy vlog binge watching Sometimes I feel like it’s the maternal energy coming from my ovaries saying they want babies

  36. ipuccatime

    ipuccatime2 dögum síðan

    Joana: "Stay spunky, Stay funky, and stay spicy." Is that her new outro??

  37. Keya Unicorn

    Keya Unicorn3 dögum síðan

    7:11 That is my new ringtone

  38. cj222100

    cj2221003 dögum síðan

    You can get whole watermelon in Canada in the winter!?! I live in the NE United States & we can't get them here past September. I have to wonder, with the original poster, what made him think to do this in the first place😂

  39. Chocolate Cake

    Chocolate Cake3 dögum síðan

    joana: what the heck is going on in america? me, an american: honestly, i don’t know either.

  40. Emma Berntsson

    Emma Berntsson3 dögum síðan

    7:17 your screen froze!

  41. beautiful vivi

    beautiful vivi3 dögum síðan

    its called a "cut" woahhhhh... mind BLOWN